This is a light hearted Petition on behalf of Chuck Norris fans. As a 5th Degree Black Belt I know full well the hard work and years of training that go into becoming a martial arts expert. Chuck has transcended the Martial Arts expert barrier and has become a world superstar - although fading somewhat in popularity in recent years, his recent resurgence in popularity has given rise to a number of entertaining and tongue-in-cheek claims about Chuck Norris such as: Chuck doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the earth down".

In the comments area of this petition, please add your own "claims" about the super human capabilties of Chuck!

Have at it... and don't forget to mention your favorite Chuck Norris movie - while you're at it - mine is Lone Wolf McQuade!

If you think that Chuck Norris is the Man click on SUBMIT SIGNATURE below please.