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Colbert For Vice President

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  • Start Date:
    1-10-2008
  • Last Signed:
    3-11-2009

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Well sports fans it seems that the candidates overlooked the best possible choice for vice president. Although it will no longer be aptly titled I would like to convert the full strength of this petition to COLBERT FOR PRESIDENT 2012!!!!

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Submitted on 3-2-2009
He is the change we can believe in
Submitted on 11-20-2008

i like his show but hell no.

Submitted on 10-10-2008

i love stephen

Submitted on 8-7-2008

We all know Mr. Colbert has comedic abilities, on his show, in person, and in his latest book, I Am America, and So Can You. The American public also knows how beneficial a shared laugh can be for the nation, especially when the joke is on ourselves. Stephen Colbert has proven that he can take on this job with diligence and a strong positive response from the nation. This is why I choose to sign the petition to make Mr. Colbert our next Vice President. We all know he could do the job, and perhaps there would be bonuses to his election, such as getting Nancy Pelosi's ugly, distorted influence out of the House. I say, best of luck to Colbert, my choice for VP.

Submitted on 5-13-2008

Love Steven

Submitted on 5-9-2008

Colbert for VP?!?!?! NO WAY!!! PRESIDENT!!! I would vote for him and campaign for him in my town! We need a REAL choice for a change... PLEASE RUN FOR PRESIDENT!!

Submitted on 4-16-2008

The United States would be saved. Seriously.

Submitted on 5-7-2008

I'm sorry just testing.

Submitted on 3-18-2008

I don't think Colbert should be president because then we wouldn't get to see his show. So I think vote for Conan O'Biran and have Clbert and Stewart as his political adviser!!!!! Best Team Ever!

Submitted on 3-15-2008

I'm a kiwi watching the US Presidential race and this is the BEST news for the whole World if Steve Colbert were to be Vice President.
Great too if Jon Stewart were to be included somehow.

Submitted on 3-11-2008

COLBERT 08 even for VP

Submitted on 3-13-2008

How sweet would it be if Beowulf were real and could be president and Colbert could be vice. The only problem is he would probably sell out the country for some time with digital Angelina and bring a huge dragon upon us.

Submitted on 5-20-2008

My thoughts exactly!

Submitted on 3-1-2008

I heart you Colbert <3

Submitted on 2-26-2008

VICE President? You kidding? Let's think...President Colbert! With Jon Stewart as Secretary of State! And...hmm..I need one more comedian for Veep!

Submitted on 3-15-2008

Obviously Stewart is VP.. eff secretary of state.

Annnnd, Conan is Secretary of State.

Submitted on 3-11-2008

how about Robin Williams? he's funny as hell

Submitted on 2-24-2008

stephen colbert is my hero and definately should be VP or president

Submitted on 2-21-2008

come on guys you know you like huckabee

Submitted on 2-19-2008

Two words: HELLS. YEA.

Submitted on 2-11-2008

Huckabert Nation.

period.

Submitted on 2-11-2008

i'd rather have someone who can make me laugh rather than bush, a guy (obama) who will get shot in the first year, or a pms attack every month. GO COLBERT!

Submitted on 2-11-2008

sounds to me like you are an uneducated fool if you dont want Colbert for V.P.

Submitted on 2-11-2008

this is ridiculous, you guys take jokes too far. and huckabee is an uneducated fool

Submitted on 2-11-2008

Screw it. Enter the race and go for President! Have Mike Huckabee be your Vice President! Forever WristStrong - Lupo

Submitted on 2-11-2008

**** huckabee--run w/ Obama

Submitted on 2-10-2008

Finally a solution - the world will be a better a place at last! Muah Colbert, sexy kisses for you!

Submitted on 2-10-2008

indeed i back this 100%

Submitted on 2-10-2008

Hell yeah.

Submitted on 2-10-2008

Huckabert Nation will prevail in 08!!!!!

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