If you have ever misheard a song or poem and come up with your own version of the words, you are already familiar with the "mondegreen," defined as a word or phrase that results from a mishearing of something said or sung.  From "The ants are my friends," a mangling of "The answer, my friends," by Bob Dylan, to my favorite "There's a bathroom on the right," a bungling of "There's a bad moon on the rise," by Creedence Clearwater Revival.

  So do you use mondegreens? If yes, put yours below so we can all enjoy your interpretation and maybe help you with the words.