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Down with all Twilight haters!!!

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  • Start Date:
    11-17-2008
  • Last Signed:
    9-1-2009

Intended Recipient:

Nick H.

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All Twilight fans need to come together to stand up for Stephenie Meyer and all of her spectaculous books!!! So fight back Twilight lovers and stand up for the books we all love!!!

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My name is Richard Raharl. I am forming an army, nah, more a militia, to deal with any potential Twilighter Uprisings. We need a defensive maneuver also to defend the Antis from Death Squads probably hired by the people who made this petition. Wanna join?
The problem with your petition is that you assume that your Love for Twilight is being attacked. Its not. In fact, it happens to be the opposite. Those who do not like Twilight have begun making campaigns because their honest opinion and dislike of the book has been attacked. Perfectly reasonable arguments against it have been touted by the Rabid Fans as nothing more than "Jelousy". A simple, non-confrontational answer of "No. It's not my thing" is often been met with shouts of anger and denial and accusations that those of us with a negative or even neutral opinion of the book are "horrible" and "jelous" and "fat" and "ugly" and that we "don't know what real love is and never will" and all sorts of arguements that make no sense and are very unwarrented personal attacks and attempts to censor us for no other reason than we don't agree with them ABOUT HOW GOOD A BOOK IS. And so we have created sites like TwilightSucks. Not to attack other's opinion's on the book. But to have a place were we can express ourselves without being attacked for our views. Every person who has read Twilight has the right to like or dis-like the book. Your 'rally point' to 'fight back' against us is misguided. It is the Proud Rabid Twilight Fans who started this. We are the one's defending ourselves and our honest opinions. Opinions that hurt no one. You can like the book. We can dis-like it. And we can still get along perfectly fine. We do not hate you for liking it. Do not hate us for dis-liking it.
First of all, it's call the First Amendment, located right after the Preamble. If you don't know what that is, go back to your seventh grade teacher and give him or her a big smack on the face for not teaching you that. Second of all, Twilight is an epic fail. With its abusive, stalker of a "vampire" boyfriend to its Mary-Sueish "Normal" girl of a main character, it's a down right Lose with a capital L. The plot is cliche, the lines are stupid, the jokes aren't even funny when they're intended to be. Not to mention the overuse of adverbs and the abuse of words like chagrin, beautiful, Adonis-like. The Thesaurus should sue Meyer for sexual harassment, because she pratically raped it into piece. Rabid fans, grow up. You've got to someday, so why not now? Edward's not going to kick open your front door and take you away into the sunset. Your silly little fantasy isn't going to come true. If you can't tell reality from fiction, then you need mental help.
Have you looked at TwiMOMs? That's the problem. THEY AREN'T GROWING UP. And quite frankly, it scares me.
If a bunch of parents spell like ten-year-olds, I fear for the last vestiges of my sanity.
Oh my god how dare people have opinions. We should ban everyone who doesn't agree with us, you guys. Let's eliminate everyone who doesn't share our opinion a stupid book. Do you realize this is how things like the Holocaust get started?
RIGHT BEHIND YOU DIANA!!! This is Kefka from the TS boards, btw
OHMEHAGWD PPL DUN LIEK A BOOK DAT I DO!!111 WE MUST FITE DEM!! You might as well sign a petition to ban people from having opinions that aren't checked and officially approved by the government.
YA WANNA FIGHT? BRING IT ON YOU COWARDS! LET'S SEE WHAT YOU'VE GOT! Register here: http://twilightsucks.prob oards.com/index...
This is funny, and pathetic...
And how, pray tell, would you do with this petition with the Twilight-haters? Wave it in front of their faces? Fail. What a lame concept.
at first i thought twilight was like the best books ever made. i liked it no LOVED it however just a little later 2009 i learned that twilight is just another book of amateur teens. just another book meant to be forgotten. sorry, don't get mad, that's my opinion.
wow guys read twilight? .about 300 year old vampires that want to bone teen girls..scary.WI understand why girls would be into a twinkly vampire soap opera but not men. Bram Stoker ,30 days of night, underworld, Anne rice, salems lot..real deal baby..

first of all OMG twilight is the best books ever if you dont like then you have some serious mental problems that need to be looked at and second of all dont start baging on stephaine meyer cause she is a extremly good author and thirdly people can dream that there is a person out there some were that is like edward people wont there night in shining armour if you talk to any girl they will say the same so you dont like twilight get over the fact people LOVE it and keep you opionions to you self cause no one wonts to here all your bitching about how much you hate it!!!!! cause i love twilight to and wish that there is a man out there like edward because if if fun, nice, romantic and if there is a problem with wonting that then there is something wrong and i personally dont wont to hear it and if you have a problem with that i dont care.

YOU NO SPEAK ENGLISH PROPER GOOD. Learn to spell and use proper sentence structure before coming onto the internet, please. You just said that you don't want to hear other people's opinions, which will bite you in the ass when you get to the point where you have to live in a world that has different views, seperate opinions and don't want to hear about how awesome something is. For the sake of all that is holy, grow up.
Alright, that's ENOUGH with the insults. Some people love the books, some people hate them, some run the gamut between the two extremes. All I want is for everyone to respect each others' opinions. That goes for EVERYONE; Twilight fans, and Twilight haters alike. You don't always have to agree, just don't get so uppity about the books! And that concludes my little explosion.
Learn to write properly.

You're the one with the mental problem not me, as well as some spelling and grammar issues. To find a person who has a personality like edward is fine, but there are girls who have dumped their perfect boyfriends because they weren't like edward in every way. And I have every right to state my opinion. Freedom of Speech. "Blood Sucking Fiends" and "You Suck" by Christopher Moore are ten times better. He makes his vampire novels funny, interesting, and they are well written. Plus his character Jody kicks ass.

You know what this book has caused so much **** that it is ridiculous. The books suck. They are a sad womans sexual fantasy. For the love of god Meyer writes wet dreams not substantial books. I am saying this to all the Twitards. You need to realize what is real and what is ficiton as well as what is a good book and what is just plain crap. I also hate you Twitards because of how many horrible things you have done to us Anti's. Go onto this link
http://twilightsucks.prob oards.com/index...
The stories will shock you. Also Edward is not real and he never will be. He is a pedophile virgin stalker as well as a sad pathetic excuse for a man.

U suck if u don't like Twilight. Say diffrent and answer to me.

Very mature comment there. I say different and say TWILIGHT SUCKS. See there? TWILIGHT SUCKS. I said it again! Oh noes, I'm so scared of this little crazy here who seems to think that the solar system revolves around her opinion.

Get a reality check. I don't like twilight it sucks. What are you going to do about it?

How about... NO?

Who gives a single **** ****? It's a **** book, and you act like it's your **** phisicly,AND mentaly retarded sibling. What the fuck's the point? We all have are opinions,and you can't force people to like things,just like you can't force me to like FF7 when I prefer Chrono Trigger (<3 that game)...

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There are actually reasons why many of us don't like Twilight. It's just that you guys choose not to see it. We've been repeating and repeating over and over again the flaws, but you guys always counter it with "But they're in love!" or "But the characters are hot!" or "Who cares, it's fantasy, it's not supposed to be realistic!"

And the especially immature ones don't even counter. They just go "You didn't read the book so )&**( off you )&**()er." And that's putting it lightly.

I respect the people's opinion as much as the next person. I understand why you guys love Twilight, I just don't understand why you have to take a fictional book and it characters so seriously.

omfg. Wow. I honestly didn't realize that this much drama would come out of this. The only reason I made this campaign is because of how many anti-twilight campaigns I've seen. I completely agree with all of the comments about freedom of speech. My only purpose of making this was to see how many people agreed with me, not to say that everyone has to agree with me. I also wanted to know the reasons WHY people who don't like twilight choose not to. I know many people who decide to hate the books who have never even read them. I wanted to see people expressing their opinions about the book-yes, but not any violence. Some people on here are saying totally unrelated things to prove their points ("YOU NEED A MAN IS ALL IM SAYING NOT A BOOK"). I respect people's opnions my only goal was to see what those opinions were and why people had them.

I've pretty much tired of telling people why I don't like Twilight. It's a circle. "You haven't read Twilight so you can't say it sucks!!" "Yes I have." "It's the greatest book ever." "I don't really think so." *reasons* "OMG you are a loser and you don't deserve to live ... *rambling*." So, long story short everyone 'wants to know why' but either we're ignored or told to go to hell. So technically, nobody cares about TH opinions. Eh well. Twilight lover teens and preteens will have to grow up and get a job and they'll see that their all consuming fureva lurv for Twilight and lack of grammar skills (not you, Taylor M., you can spell quite well :) really doesn't help them in the real world.
And now you know.
*stops self from making reference*

Oh dear god. This is stupid.

Freedom of Speech. You may have heard of it.

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