We, the undersigned, are concerned about the high prices of domain names, food, gasoline, trail mix, rolling papers, and Birkenstock sandals. We believe that charging money for these items is nothing less then extortion, and are calling for immediate intervention by the federal government. Please see our other petitions, Stop Domain Name Parking and Cybersquatting, Stop The Unintentional Sexual Harassment of Spruce Trees, Support Solar Powered Jetpack Research