Paris, We, the undersigned, would like to see you select one publication to interview and photograph you while in jail, with the fee paid by the publication to be donated by you to charity. It has been estimated that as much as $500,000 could be raised in this fashion. We think this is a great way for you to turn a bad deed into a good one. Amendment dated June 24, 2007: It was announced today that Paris Hilton will appear on the Larry King Live TV show on Wednesday June 27. Although Mr. King is not paying for the interview, it is customary for “images” to be licensed. Paris Hilton has sold the right to her first post-jail images to Getty Images. We hereby amend this petition to request that Paris donate the proceeds from those images to a relevant charity, such as MADD.